Situation: two strange men, talking inside the Washroom while doing their “business”.

First stranger: O thy goatish ill-breeding bladder!!
Second stranger: you talking to me? Well, I’m the only one here. Excuse me while I whip this out.
First stranger: Thou have infectious, ill-natured balder?
Second stranger: No, I’m all man. I even fought in WW2. Of course, I was wearing women’s undergarments under my uniform.
First stranger: O! You bootless half-faced bum bailey
Second stranger: Funny like I’m clown? I amuse you?
First Stranger: No! But why are’t thou droning like dizzy-eyed hugger-mugger?
Second Stranger: Son, you got a panty on your head
First stranger: Thou look all villainous, motley minded and miscreant.(he exists)
Second Stranger: Get outta here and don’t come back for five to seven days!