Muzie from Londonistan
In 1945 Abdullahi-qaum-ul-maqeeb was one of the few Muzzie’s in Londonistan. People were always terrified of him because he had an extra ordinary long beard, which went down all the way to his tummy and he also wore the “Men Dresses” from Iraq. He was a perfect godbag. Because he was new to Londonistan and came from an extremely different cultural background, he was having a hard time to “fit-in”. Alienated from the rest of the society poor Abdullahi-qaum-ul-maqeeb had no friends. None of the men in his neighborhood would talk to him and he was too shy to talk to women and was therefore considered a chichi man. Every time a woman tried to get in contact with him, he ran away like kids run in a tot lot. This unfortunate Iraqi Muzie was in fact an MBA graduate from his country and came to Londonistan to earn big money so he can support his enormous family back home. Abdullahi-qaum-ul-maqeeb tried his best to get a job in Londonistan, but the belly buttons of Londonistan never gave him a break. They were all racist to him. His job interviews would be over before even he said a word. They had all decided that he was a dibby dibby good for nothing Muzie. Everyone! Every single person in his neighborhood despised him and gave him bad stares when ever he passed by. Even the street kids made fun of Abdullahi-qaum-ul-maqeeb and attacked him with water guns on his bazooty when ever he walked by them. One day he was sitting in his room, extremely exasperated and annoyed by the behavior of everyone and thought to himself “no matther wath happens I wuth noth cry…..menz donth cry!!!” While saying this made sort of like a boo-boo face and burst out crying and continuously cried for about an hour. Finally!! He decided to nut up and said “I wuth noth sthy ear anymore….If de people of Londonistan dhu noth respekt me I wuth go back thu Iraq…ryth now!!!” and sadly Abdullahi-qaum-ul-maqeeb left Londonistan forever and never ever came back.
In 1945 Abdullahi-qaum-ul-maqeeb was one of the few Muzzie’s in Londonistan. People were always terrified of him because he had an extra ordinary long beard, which went down all the way to his tummy and he also wore the “Men Dresses” from Iraq. He was a perfect godbag. Because he was new to Londonistan and came from an extremely different cultural background, he was having a hard time to “fit-in”. Alienated from the rest of the society poor Abdullahi-qaum-ul-maqeeb had no friends. None of the men in his neighborhood would talk to him and he was too shy to talk to women and was therefore considered a chichi man. Every time a woman tried to get in contact with him, he ran away like kids run in a tot lot. This unfortunate Iraqi Muzie was in fact an MBA graduate from his country and came to Londonistan to earn big money so he can support his enormous family back home. Abdullahi-qaum-ul-maqeeb tried his best to get a job in Londonistan, but the belly buttons of Londonistan never gave him a break. They were all racist to him. His job interviews would be over before even he said a word. They had all decided that he was a dibby dibby good for nothing Muzie. Everyone! Every single person in his neighborhood despised him and gave him bad stares when ever he passed by. Even the street kids made fun of Abdullahi-qaum-ul-maqeeb and attacked him with water guns on his bazooty when ever he walked by them. One day he was sitting in his room, extremely exasperated and annoyed by the behavior of everyone and thought to himself “no matther wath happens I wuth noth cry…..menz donth cry!!!” While saying this made sort of like a boo-boo face and burst out crying and continuously cried for about an hour. Finally!! He decided to nut up and said “I wuth noth sthy ear anymore….If de people of Londonistan dhu noth respekt me I wuth go back thu Iraq…ryth now!!!” and sadly Abdullahi-qaum-ul-maqeeb left Londonistan forever and never ever came back.
Abdullahi-qaum-ul-maqeeb was not the only new immigrant who was victimized by racism. Racism has disturbed, doomed, and destroyed many lives. Our one single comment can sometimes turn someone to a gone pecan. Therefore, we should always keep our trap shut before passing a spooty racist comment to anybody.
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Lmao total racists.
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